i have a ghost that lives inside my desk.

nay, surely not a ghost, you say. but it is true.

i have two drawers to the right of my chair. i am looking at them now, even as i type. and those drawers will gently slide open at random times throughout the day. it's really quite strange. one will slide open, i will close it, and then the other will slide open. i haven't figured out a way to keep them closed.

sometimes, in a moment of insanity (which i firmly believe we all have), i will try and reason with the ghost by opening and closing them both at the same time seven times. why seven? you say, b/c seven is a significant number. not only biblically, but within the spiritual world as a whole. though i don't quite know why, i know that you somehow feel that this is true.

i tried putting something heavy within the drawers in an effort to weigh them down, but to no avail. if anyone has any suggestions on how to exorcise this ghost out of my desk, and possibly out of the building, (i certainly don't want it invading my computer) feel free to comment.

i must go now, i have to open and close the drawers seven times.

posted by Kelly @ 2:14:00 PM